So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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