yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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