I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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