Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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