She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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