You surviving the open bar?
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trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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