He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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