your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you would pick up someone in the library
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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