There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
