Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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