dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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