Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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