What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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