thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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