True but thats because hes a fetus.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
my liver is dry heaving
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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