She announced her abortion via fbk
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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