So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
two words...techno handjob
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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