I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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