Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We are all done wearing pants today
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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