found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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