We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
false alarm, still single
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