the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You ruined the universe
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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