We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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