Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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