Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
