I want to have your abortion
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize