that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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