return my video game
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
