Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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