Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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