Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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