i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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