Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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