i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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