is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He did a backflip because drugs
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