She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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