batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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