Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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