he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
time to smoke my breakfast
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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