Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You had me at "let me see your balls"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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