We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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