Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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