i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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