thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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