Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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