I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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