Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
she peed on how many people?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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