This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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