i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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