everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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