Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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