are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
