Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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