I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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