just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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