Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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