i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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