yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Boobs are out for the taking
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
